From news.globalcrossing.net!cultxpt Tue Sep 3 21:13:02 1996 Path: news.globalcrossing.net!cultxpt
From: Jeff Jacobsen Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: NOW! NOTs for Tots(tm) Action Play Kit! Date: 3 Sep 1996 20:48:09 -0700
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ARSCC is proud to announce the introduction (in time for Christmas!) of NOTs for
Tots(tm), the new game for kids that helps prepare them for their future upper
level courses! NOTs for Tots(tm) includes the following: The MARK-L e-meter (cans
not included) The MARK-L toy e-meter has wonderful features, including giving
the little tyke a mild shock when he/she misreads it. By the time your child is
12 or so, he/she will either be a class XII auditor, or able to withstand a taser
gun or cattle prod. A Glowing Thetan Hand This plastic representation of the Thetan
Hand used to physically remove BTs is like a Magic Wand your child will use to
learn how to get rid of those more "massy" BTs. The Chainlocker Timeout Box Your
child can emulate L. Ron Hubbard himself! When your child, acting as an auditor,
sees the pre-OT child making too many mistakes, it's off to the Chainlocker!!
Velcro BT Balls These glow-in-the-dark balls represent BTs that blow. Zoom- there
goes one now! Oops! It stuck to the auditor's leg! Ha ha! Xenu costume Now dad
can scare the living Bajeezus out of the kids with this true-to-life costume!
The Bogeyman of the Universe will make your kids think twice about skipping school!
The Kids' NOTs checklist your kids can audit each other, or a neighbor, or a doll,
and practice blowing BTs! Contains cute rundowns for the Murderous Cluster, the
Christian Scientist Quack BT, the Demon Exorcism, and other ACTUAL CASES for your
kids to try out. The Spy-on-your-Parents Kit Some parents get concerned about
this, but of course they must have something to hide, right? Includes instructions
on the Secret SP Whistleblower's phone number for Kids Only, and a secret Code
Manual for kids to use when discussing their parents' withholds on the phone.
Sea Org Uniform Your kids will probably look just like DM in this spiffy outfit.
How much would you expect to pay for this? $4000? $5000? Not so! ARSCC has worked
diligently to keep the price so all Scientology families can purchase this required
kit! For all IAS members, the NOTs for Tots(tm) is ONLY $2995!! Available in 3
easy installments. Call 1-866-LUV-XENU now! RPF'ers are standing by 24 hours a
day! -- Next International Picket of Scientology Sept. 7 and/or 8, 1996: see http://www.globalcrossing.net/~cultxpt/demo.htm
Remember Richard Collins and Noah Lottick Jeff Jacobsen email@example.com
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